Fire One

These first few posts might be pretty boring while I learn my way around this site. I'm just going to post a few old Facebook statuses from '08 until I get the hang of it. Then, someday, I hope to weave glorious, witty & entertaining tales for you. Until then...hope these hand you a smile.

• I'm not sure that vegan-pumpkin-carob bread is my cup o tea. Needs more...animal. 

• Wondering if the baggers at the grocery store are good at Tetris.
•  I want to kiss the man or woman who invented adjustable waist bands for kids' pants. Absolute genius!

• "In the long run the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip.” - Daniel Reardon  

•  I cannot tell a lie. I silently judge men by the way they hold their steak knife. 

•  How much money would it take for YOU to drink a cup of water from the hot dog pot?

• In an effort to give the pumpkin pie it's space, I moved to the pantry and devoured an entire tub of vanilla frosting...for no good reason. Seriously, what the HELL?!