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If you have: ever wanted to, would like to now or always do (like me) sing the Dukes of Hazard General Lee horn song when accelerating into traffic, come join my club. My kids think I’m the only one who does this and I know I’m not alone.

Observe this swinging watch… you are getting very sleepy…now repeat after me: “Varicose veins are stylish. Old lady legs are the new sexy. Puberty was tough, but aging is a beautiful piece of cake.” Ok, wake up. Who wants to head to the beach?!

Yay - I'm having a Bill Shower! If anyone wants to come celebrate, I'm registered at: a few credit card places, Cable Company, Phone Company, Furniture Store, landlord, Grocery Store, and the gas station.

Brainstorming ways to bottle & market the "Day after Bonfire" hair scent. Sweet Nostalgic Bliss in the shower - every time.

Because of all the brave Americans, I can freely sit here - watching my boys catch frogs and feel absolutely positive that the helicopter above isn't going to hurt us. Thank you for that, vets & those currently serving.

Two exciting milestones towards maturity happened at the beach today! I read (and finally sort of comprehended) a Doonsbury comic strip and the lake taught my boys about shrinkage.

Jack Johnson soothes my sunburn from the inside out.

Wish me (and those close to me) luck - I'm going Crystal with my pits!