And even more!

• "I am convinced that life is 10 percent what happens to me and 90 percent how I react to it. And so it is with you….we are in charge of our attitudes." ~ Dr. Charles Swindoll

• um...are my kids the only ones who stuff half a coconut shell down the back of their pants to capture farts for later smell-testing?

• “if you want to sing out, sing out" ~ Cat Stevens.

• I am a woman of modern conveniences...I would have made a terrible Quaker. I mean, their coffee must have been awful and the towels never fluffy enough!

• I'm high on possibility!

• Fruity Pebbles ~ an "excellent source of vitamin D"? Ok, i'll go with that!

• can't help but feel like I'm waterboarding my son when I give him the Neti Pot. kind of creepy!

• Gray hair is just nature's tinsel. Right? Now i'm just fancy like a holiday tree!

• looking forward to getting my hair did, but NOT excited about that humbling moment when I sit in front of the mirror, looking like a drowned rat, while a gorgeous hairdresser behind me decides what to do with my unruly mop.

• Gotta love the way young boys look at each other when asked, "uh...guys? What's with the rubber glove and whoopi cushion by the toilet?"

• I don't want to pigeon hole anyone, but...if your spouse was once married to a porn star I'm not sure you should be surprised if he's a sex addict. Just sayin...

• I use old high school cheers as spelling references...(Success, Aggressive and the occasional Super Duper). But not Rowdy -that one was NEVER correct.

• Riding my bike to work is like a portal to a clearer perspective. I like it.