Too many too list

·     for me, there's not a more vulnerable feeling than staring down a spider while nude in the shower. My heart goes out to that spider's family this morning...I saw no other choice. sorry.

·      ...turns out I'm having a love affair with the tub of frosting in my pantry

·     whenever I lick an envelope and mail it, a small part of me worries that the recipient will copy my DNA and frame me for a crime

·     The icecream man's tune STILL gives me that good ole feeling. (Can't beat sweet treats in the back of a truck.)

·     I am at ease.

·      I'm slowly developing a phobia of public restrooms. Too many buttocks in one joint for me.

·     I look around sometimes and think "I'm pretty lucky, life is good".

·     So I said, "my lungs are no place for you, senor mucus. Back the F off," and it WORKED. go figure.

·     I miss the days of not knowing better...baking in the sun for hours with baby oil, eating chicken skin and inflating a stranger's raft with my mouth.

·     a HAIKU: frosting so tasty. forbidden deliciousness me love you long time.

·     I think you can tell a lot about a person by how they hold a steering wheel.

·     I told the 23 yr old girl at Macy's that, in my opinion, too many of their dresses looked like they belong to Mrs. Roper. She didn't know who I meant. I felt really old