Still More

·         I really wish there was a hook outside the dressing rooms to hang your pride on before you strip down to pale bareness under florescent lights. I would totally use that hook!

·         I have my mom's elbows and my mom has my grandma's elbows, so....sh*t! It's not lookin' good

·         "The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts" ~ Marcus Aelius

·         at a quiet Mexican restaurant, a six year old innocently - but loudly - says to a a bored eight year old, "you can sit on my face for cheap entertainment!" and a mother silently chokes on her margarita while cracking up into tears trying to avoid answering the question, “why is that funny, mom?”

·         "Mom, look! I ripped the intestines right out of this snake!"

·         I find it virtually impossible to eat only ONE bowl of Fruity Pebbles.

·         just found two birds in my bush!

·       All in favor of re-creating the damn "Happy Birthday" tune - say aye! I've F-ing had it with that pitchy song.

·         I didn't know you could win money by watching those fast cars go round and round. I guess I like that Tony Stewart guy!

·         I'll take my Polish Dog with no kraut and easy on the Swine Flu.

·         I am going to allow the world to surprise me.

·         "Whoever is happy will make others happy, too." ~good ole Mark Twain