Random Updates

• It's tough to take an older lady seriously when her advice for leg cramps is "swallow a whole banana". But I'll try anything once! 

• 100 poorly manufactured water balloons + 2 excited boys + 1 mom who had too many drinks last night=a good lesson for patience, expectation, and wetness. 

•  My son: "mom, I want to change my religion" Me: "what religion do you want to believe, honey?" My Son:"Canadian.”

•  I love mayonnaise and I don't care who knows it.

•  Have I used all my will power to avoid watching "2 girls, 1 cup"? Is THAT why I have none left for these damn holiday treats?! 

•  Ibuprofen, i bu love u. 

•  "Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

• I'm proud of my Lucky Charm talent. I can herd most of the marshmallows to one area and save them up for the last bite. I'm like a charm jockey.

• Crest Whitening Strips should change their name to Inner Lip Shriveling Strips.

• I find it very distracting when my fingers smell like ham. 

•  NPR challenged me to tell my life story in exactly 6 words, so here it is: "Hopefully, I made them laugh today". What's yours?  

•  Patience, forgiveness and acceptance comes from living with the never-ending piss puddle in the bathroom of boys.