Le List

·      My 7 yr old: "OF COURSE a lot of girls want to kiss Tiger Woods - he's rich and sportsy. He should have just told his wife he was golfing and THEN secretly go kiss those other girls." (gulp, this is what I call a teachable moment).

·        "Mom, I can't believe I can be upside down, swallow a pickle, and it still ends up in my stomach!"

·         "Rise above the storm and you will find the sunshine." ~ Mario Fernandez

·         a haiku: sweet chiropractor, the merlot you prescribed me, makes me a drunk girl.

·         I'll admit it, I've spanked myself in the face with sliced salami more than once.

·         I will always believe that when my ear is ringing someone is thinking of me.

·         There ain't much a little Kenny Rogers won't cure.

·         carbs + me = soulmates

·      my youngest just said to me: "mom, I want to live in your dimples because you are always smiling and I would always have a place to stay". :)